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When I drink Patron

EVERY TIME I GO ON MY FACEBOOK

When I try to run without a sportsbra on

WHEN I WEAR SWEATPANTS THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME UNLESS IM GOING OUT

WHEN I GO THROUGH A BREAK UP

FIRST I’M LIKE:

AND THEN I’M LIKE:

When I come home and see my dog for the first time in a month.

When my friend is trying to convince me to go out

When i drunkenly spill all over myself

When someone asks me about my love life

When I try to hit on my crush